Parody: Scottishland (ft. Taylor Swift)

Riding cars and we took a right turn and we drove up to Cadel Road.

I held on tight to my mum,

Crying as the didi picked me up,

And dragged me to my classroom.

Elocutions, dramatics and singing so merrily. With studies piling on, I sighed so heavily. Everyone talking, driving teachers out of their minds.

It all seemed new and exciting!

With the Concert and Sports Day around me.

It was all fun till somebody forwarded time.

We found Scottishland, everyone got lost in it. We forgot that it wouldn’t last forever.

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, in Scottishland!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, in Scottishland!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, in Scottishland!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, in Scottishland!

So we went on our way,

Too mischievous to think straight.

Teachers always yelling, “Discipline!”

But there were truly good times

Short break and lunchtime,

When everyone played on the field.

It all seemed so lovely and blissful,

With all the students screaming with happiness.

It was all fun and games till somebody forwarded time.

We found Scottishland, everyone got lost in it, We forgot that it wouldn’t last forever.

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, in Scottishland!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, in Scottishland!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, in Scottishland!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, in Scottishland!

I know that the day is soon to come,

I will have to leave my school,

I wish I had a time machine to go back in time.

The thought of leaving Scottishland makes me cry.

Oh! We found Scottishland, everyone got lost in it. We forgot that it wouldn’t last forever.
 Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Scottishland!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Scottishland!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Scottishland!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Scottishland!